The attempted heroic rope swing

I promise I will get to Disneyland...... but while I remembered I wanted to post something funny about Caleb. A little while ago he was playing with his Indiana Jones rope (a rubber snake that doubles as a rope) and I came into the living room and he was throwing it aimlessly (it seemed) in the air. I asked what he was doing and he replied, "um, mom, I'm Indiana and I am trying to throw the rope over the fan so I can swing on it, but it won't reach. Will you please help me?" (With a very 'I can't believe you couldn't tell that I was attempting to swing' tone) As you can guess, I did not help in that venture and I requested that no swinging from the fan be attempted in the future.